Thursday, 29 December 2011

Nocturnal Nature Walk

Book now for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:

For a limited period only, Count Orlok has thrown open the gates of his ancestral home to anyone that might like to sample the delights of his large estate under the cover of darkness. Our esteemed host has kindly volunteered to provide personal guided tours through his private woodland where examples of Canis lupus, Ursus arctos horribilis, Euophrys lanigera and Desmodus rotundus can be readily found.

A limited range of snacks and warm beverages are provided as part of the entry fee. Vegetarians and customers of a sensitive disposition are advised to bring their own refreshments. Small groups of visitors are preferable, single women and unaccompanied children especially welcome. No coach parties.

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