Thursday, 29 December 2011

Nocturnal Nature Walk


Book now for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:

For a limited period only, Count Orlok has thrown open the gates of his ancestral home to anyone that might like to sample the delights of his large estate under the cover of darkness. Our esteemed host has kindly volunteered to provide personal guided tours through his private woodland where examples of Canis lupus, Ursus arctos horribilis, Euophrys lanigera and Desmodus rotundus can be readily found.

A limited range of snacks and warm beverages are provided as part of the entry fee. Vegetarians and customers of a sensitive disposition are advised to bring their own refreshments. Small groups of visitors are preferable, single women and unaccompanied children especially welcome. No coach parties.




Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Pest Control

We've had a real problem with snails recently. They seem to be a bit bigger than last year too. Not content with destroying the garden they also roam the streets hunting for anything that stays still long enough.

'After the Rain'
digital paint

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Welcome Home

I'm off back to the old place for the holidays. Sure, the windows are a bit drafty and it need's a lick of paint in some places, but it's home.

Welcome Home
acrylics & digital paint/processing

Monday, 19 December 2011

The House on the Hill

Open to sensible offers only: Comfortable two bedroom wooden house with stunning views. Original fixtures & fittings, in need of some modernisation. Would suit retired lighthouse keeper or base jumper.


The House on the Hill

inks & digital paint/processing

Monday, 12 December 2011

Whatever happened to Little Red Riding Hood?

By all accounts she's alive and well, obviously a little older and married to an almost fully domesticated Mr Wolf. Up until a few years ago they were living in a dilapidated apartment in the Palace Hotel on Pier Hill.

acrylics on canvas
102cm x 82cm

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Thursday, 1 December 2011

Business as usual


The Corporate Raider
acrylics on paper 15cm x 20cm

The Liquidator
acrylics on paper 15cm x 20cm

The Chairman
acrylics on paper 15cm x 20cm